season four
4.12: pariah
i am the walrus, coo coo ca choo!
season three
3.03: extinction
secrets are like crack, and lana deals both.
3.04: slumber
r.e.m. music induces slumber, hence this episode's title.
3.05: perry
look both ways before crossing the road lest you get caught up in some retarded plot like the one in this episode.
3.06: relic
where have all the black folks gone? smallville's cut them, every one. when will they ever learn? when will they ever learn? (ࠬa pete seeger)
3.08: shattered
getting trampled on by a horse isn't something to laugh about, except when lana is the one getting trampled. in that case, grab a bucket of popcorn and enjoy!
3.09: asylum
when wanting to erase your son's memory of your culpability in the murder of your parents, all you need is a mad scientist and a rubber corkscrew.
3.14: obsession
lock your bedroom door at night, lest your father walks in and asks if you and your date will swing with daddy and mommy.
3.15: resurrection
zombies take over smallville. lana doesn't die.
3.22: covenant
you don't need to watch an entire season of smallville to understand the craptastic story arc of the season finale. save yourself some time and start watching csi, instead.
season two
2.14: rush
thick black eye make-up and black hair-streaks are good on paper, but bad on chloe.
2.15: prodigal
love thy brother, even if he happens to be a psycho primate.
2.16: fever
beware the moldy cheese within your refrigerator; its nasty spore-like fuzz may kill you.
2.17: rosetta
when having a deep discussion with a man in a wheelchair, don't stare at the wheelchair.
2.19: precipice
You don't stab them if they won't marry you, you go after their loved ones until they do.
2.20: witness
lana's family problems are hella boring.
2.21: accelerate
like an onion, lana lang has many layers -- and a funky smell.
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